Flere Steven Wright one-liners
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
He asked me if I knew what time it was. I said, "Yes, but not right now."
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... Perhaps you've seen it.
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
He asked me if I knew what time it was. I said, "Yes, but not right now."
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... Perhaps you've seen it.
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
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